Teapots, Books, Steak?

Greetings, peasants/fans!

First blog since leaving Simpson. Woosh. Well, I blog mostly because the missing is starting to kick in. And, above that, I wish I had more to tell you. But May was... May. My catch-up, sleep-in month. By that I mean this: my sleeping schedule is OFF. It always happens - my sleeping pattern gets thrown off, and I lurk mostly in the moonlight. Daylight burns. Today, though, I got up at 8:30, and you know why? Yes, that's right. SATURDAY THRIFT SHOPPING! I got a Mickey toaster (*sqeeeeee*) and awesome, awesome books. Plus a SUPER cute orange and purple teapot. The lid is a hat! I think it's going to be my thing as I get older. Books and teapots. I love tea and reading, so there you go. I'll post a picture of my teapot on FB later. It's 12:48am right now, so I digress. And that's it? Except...

Today and Sam's Club, as I reach for a steak sample:

Food Lady: "How old are you?"
Me: "..."
FL: "Are you old enough to eat this without your parents? How old are you?"
Me: "Twenty."
FL: "Oh! Oh! I thought you were fifteen!" (sees my face) "It's a compliment! You'll look great when you get older!"
Me: "Mhmm. Give me the steak, troll." (I didn't actually say it, but I wish I had)

Aaaand. That's it.

Toodle Pip.